Came from the phone carrier Cost Plus Communications in Dallas, Texas. Anyone who knows anything about this please do share with the class.

So the stalker guy I refer to as  “MF-er” I have mentioned in previous blogs is half black and half white, so I’ve heard. I know he had accused me of being a racist for not dating him. The weird thing is, I had no idea he was any fucking race at all when I met him. He had short hair and was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses when I met him. I spurned his creepy advances because he was engaged, then married, then threatened me and now has stalked me for a good 18 years. What a nightmare. Well, look what popped up on my cellphone that I have not given the number out to anyone for just this reason. Somehow this utter piece of trash has gotten my cellphone number! I’m pretty sure this number will be a prepaid untraceable cellphone. This asshole knows exactly what he is doing. At least now I will have some evidence so the police won’t think I’m crazy when I tell them he has been stalking me on the internet for 18 fucking years. Hey, way to encourage a complete psychopath you stupid friends of old!

My impression of him was gee, he’s engaged to be married, I told him no and he acts like he has some right to own me. That is the creepiest thing ever! Eighteen years later, hey, thanks for proving me wrong everybody!

Well, yes, curing people of bad things before they do them would be ideal, but some bad things cannot be overlooked. It is how government officials get so corrupt! People who continually get away with things without punishment soon go on to bigger and more evil things.  I think it would be ideal to cure ‘socitey’ but right now, it’s not really a feasable option.

I may be ignorant as to how things work in these countries, but I have an idea to peacefully bring these countries to their knees and to force America’s hand to step in and pressure these countries to give the people what they want.

My idea: store up as much food and water that you can to last for at least a month. Take as much time as it takes to quietly do this. Then, just stay home! Don’t go to work, especially if you are in the oil industry! If you can shut down oil production and the economy for even a month all the free countries of the world would freak out and be in dire straights! You could increase the price of oil and cause a horrible fluctuation in price and then the world would jump on these dictators and force them to give you what you want!

I think it could work. I’m willing to bet this could work in a month or less and you’d be in the safety of your own homes. They can’t come and kill you all house by house! They can’t bomb their own country in time before other countries become concerned and step in for their own economy’s sake!

If you can get together and declare a date when this happens, I really think this could work and could work peacefully. In a way, it would be forcing the dictators of these countries to do things peacefully because you would all be in your homes!

Even if you could just get the people who work in the oil industry to do this, it could work. Affecting the free flow of oil will get things done quicker than you could have ever imagined and is probably the main reason why your dictators are so determined to kill you all to prove a point. They are dripping in the revenues of oil and they are feasting themselves while they are killing you in the streets. It’s time to hit them where it hurts, only in a completely peaceful way.

I really think this could work. And it would be easy to just go home, bide your time, let them turn the internet back on and they you could secretly and quietly organize while they think things are back to normal. Then, hit them where it hurts!

In their testicles filled with oil!

How long can you keep up this ruse that you know me and have some kind of contracts with me? How long can you tell people that I stole something from you without actually acting on it? If all this were true, why do you have to creep around on the internet to try to sneakily have something to do with my music? Oh, it’s because you are such a great guy that you won’t hold me to anything “legally binding”. Weird how I haven’t received one cease and desist letter reguarding my music. Weird how you have to stalk me around to have anything to do with me when you supposedly have some legal claim to all I do. Either drag me into court or admit you are a liar. You know you can’t take me to court cause you would be the one taken out in chains, don’t you? Guess it makes you look like a true hero to have all that stuff on me and be the only person left who wants to have anything to do with me because I’m so crazy! Wonder what they will think when they find out it’s not true in the SLIGHTEST?! It gives me comfort to know you go to sleep every night wondering when that’s going to come out. What a persistent stalker you have become. After one month of this shit I thought it was pretty weird and now that you still bother me knowing how much I hate your guts, it’s pretty psychotic and beyond creepy. It’s weird that people seem completely unaware that I never even knew you! I met you one time in person! You are one sad sack of shit that you keep trying to attach your parasitic life to mine. Either put up or shut up asshole.  Either you have some contract or claim to something or you are the biggest liar that every lived. Time to show people what you are worth: $0.00.

Wow, so cute!

sixohthree:

The cute. It aches.

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Okay, picking up on that last blog about mother fuckers that have been stalking me on the internet and real life, I must reiterate again that I do not know these people personally. Apparently they are spreading some sleazy shit about me.

Found out years ago from a friend of mine that these people had been spreading shit that I had been repeatedly raped as a child and just did not remember it. This angers me, not because anyone who was molested should be ashamed, but because they spread it as a way of saying I was crazy. It’s completely and utterly false. My dad was abusive in many ways, but I certainly give him credit for never being a molester and anyone defaming him in that was is a complete scumbag who will be utterly sued for slander.

Okay, secondly, I have found out these sleazy shits have perpetuated some kind of rumor that I owe them money or have stolen property that belongs to them. The only thing I can even think they are attributing this to brings me to another story about another mother fucking friend of theirs I met well into this stalking. Here is that sad, fucked up, sordid story:

So, naive girl that I was years ago, while I was being stalked, threatened and harassed, I still had no idea how many creepy connections this old asshole had. There was a local songwriters meeting that my dad told me about and I saw that the guy who oversaw it was a publisher who published the song “Lesson In Leaving” and “You Needed Me”, so stupid ass that I was, thought this gave him some credibility.

I went to one of the meetings and gave this guy a tape I had done with a cheap keyboard and cheap 8 track recorder I had bought myself. He immediately contacted me and told me I was brilliant and genius! Oh wow! A publisher thinks I’m brilliant! He wanted me to start recording with him immediately. I was so excited! He said that after I got a song done, he was going to take it to Nashville and try to get someone to record it! Wow! I was totally going to be a songwriter! This was awesome! I couldn’t wait to get started! This might finally be the opportunity I needed just to get out of this area and get away from some sleazy stalker people!

So I start recording at his house which was about an hour away. I started to record with him even though we signed NO CONTRACT, which I thought was weird, but he said as soon as I recorded a song he would start pitching it. So he “loaned” me a keyboard. His wording was “give” but I always considered it a “loan” especially since we had not made any money nor signed anything yet. I recorded a song called “The Divine In You”. I finished the song. Suddenly he said, no, we are not going to pitch your song. You are going to take two years and finish a bunch of songs and he wouldn’t pitch any until then. It was weird, because he was adamant that it take exactly TWO YEARS for me to finish. So basically this guy wanted to hold ALL my songs that I created for TWO YEARS with no payment and no contract. I though this was weird, but I continued.

I must divert here and mention that at this time I had created a comic strip called “Boffo The Clown and Monkey The Organ Grinder Boy” to make fun of my stalkers. I still did not have the internet then, otherwise I would have some funny shit to show y’all (BTW, I should clarify! I did have the ‘internet’ then, only I had no idea what it was or that you could put stuff up on it. I only really had “email” then because that’s all I barely knew how to do as I had just right around that time gotten my first computer.) . So after I start recording with this guy (BTW his name was Bob Milsap) he suddently starts sending me “little stories he writes” through email about “No No The Clown” and how misunderstood he was. Also some suggestive shit as well that really creeped me out. I still stupidly ignored and still recorded with him because he had involved my dad and mom at this point in how ‘famous’ I was going to be and all the money I was going to make. He was also recording songs for my dad so I felt pressured to not say anything.

Yes, amazingly things get creepier still! When I showed up at his house for a recording session and used his bathroom there was suddenly a hole in the bathroom right by the commode.  It was there the second time I went too. I tried to look in the hole the second time to see what was there. I couldn’t see anything in it but suspected it was something that was no good. That wall was right up against a storage room packed with stuff. The next time I went, the hole had been removed with no traces like it hadn’t even been there. I was totally creeped out. He kept sending me creepy No No The Clown emails. I had had enough! I told that asshole that I would not record with him anymore. I asked him if he wanted his keyboard back. He said no! He said I should keep it! I said no way because I didn’t want to feel obligated to this asshole. I gave it to my dad to take back to the creep because the guy was recording songs with my dad.

I also might add here that when I decided to stop recording with this guy, he sword up and down he did not know Mick Fulgham AT ALL. I asked him outright in an email, “You know him don’t you?” to which he of course completely denied many times. He even took my dad aside and told him that I was accusing him of knowing people who were stalking me and I must be crazy! He got my dad to jump on me and bitch me out for an hour on the phone at how I was throwing my future away and this guy was such an honorable guy trying to help me! I stood my ground and gave my dad the keyboard to take back to that creepy, lying asshole. My family gave me HELL for that.

So, the problem now was the fact that this guy was using my dad to paint his new house. As soon as my dad was done painting it he was going to record my dad some songs and pitch them in Nashville! My dad did THOUSANDS of dollars of painting for this guy and the guy never paid him one penny. My dad said he was keeping the keyboard until this guy paid him. He never did and he never recorded any songs for my dad at all except one extremely crappy one that he did with preset music on his keyboard. So my dad kept his keyboard and they guy never contacted him to get it because he didn’t want to pay my dad. He never contacted me again either. He got cancer and died at a later date and his wife never paid my dad nor contacted me or my dad to get the keyboard.

My dad then moved back to Alabama and didn’t have a place to keep the keyboard so he gave it to me to keep for him. I have it in a closet. I thought about smashing it with a hammer and sending it back to his wife, but I haven’t yet. I reserve the right to do this in the future.

Okay, as to any other money or property these liars say I owe or am in possesion of is COMPLETELY FABRICATED TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A LIAR. Sue me for slander assholes if I am lying! Before you take what they say at face value ask yourselves why they complain so much about me being a liar but I have not so much gotten a “cease and desist” letter from their lawyers! Why? Because they don’t want to go to jail and get it up the asshole for many, many years. Oh yeah, I did write “F.U. Condoms” on this keyboard in question. You can hear it on Blip.fm and also buy it on iTunes and various other music venues.

Hey, sleazy old man and creepy little boy, your day is coming.

Justice will be served and it will be served cold.

hitrecordjoe:

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jeffpeff:

Here’s my remix of Radiohead’s “Nude”.  I did it a couple of years ago when they offered up stems as a promotion/contest thing.  Sadly, I only got 28 votes.  Too high-falootin’, maybe?  I dunno.  

Start your week off right!

Fuck the contest, this is brilliant.

LOL! I agree, this is brilliant. The innernets must hear!

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